1. Paperclip to eject a CD Drive
2. Fish Hook
3. a padlock
4.To clip paper together(not sure if this would work though)
5. a gallon of gasoline
6. to dig out crumbs from the keyboar
7. Nail Cleaner
8. magnetised floating in water used as a compass
9. a necklace
10. an ear ring
11. Lock Pick (have picked all my doors at one time or another
12. Toothpick (ooh my teeth just went sensitive)
13. Short-circuit electronic devices
14. Straightened out and used as a spear if you are a lilliputian
15. Mini Clothes Hanger (also if you're lilliputian)
16. snow shoe for a one legged lilliputian
17. a split-pin
18. pipe cleaner
19. Stabbing muggers
20. resetting your router to factory defaults
21. Stabbing hijackers
22. Stabbing stabbers when you mug or hijack them
23. A glue applicator for confetti on birthday cards
24. A birthday card glued confetti remover
25. A sewing needle
26. a rice eater when no fork, spoon or chopstick available
27. A grappling hook
28. Belly button piercing
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