Let's make a short story...

[Alpha101]

These rabbits were no ordinary rabbits though.

[kamohammed]

They were BABY RABBITS... and they can shoot lazer beams from their tiny behinds... powered by the sun...

[Alpha101]

But not our sun, the sun of a nearby ANDROMEDA GALAXY

-Meh why not-

[kamohammed]

It was like Solar Powered, Lazer zapping, baby rabbits, with spikes, and cool rayband shades...

[pricetech]

and floppy ears that allowed them to......

[kamohammed]

capture the rays of the ANDROMEDA GALAXY's sun, and catch butterflies (their favourite midnight snack)... also, since it was floppy, it could store 1.44 MB of carrot data!...each!... giving a total of 2.88 MB of pure awesome carrot data, worth more than gold! (puns intended)

[pricetech]

Thereby cornering the market on carrot data almost overnight giving them the opportunity to.....

[cpmman]

entice all the literate Australian bunnies into the ultimate think-tank for producing the next version of nʇunqn which becomes ...

[pricetech]

a terrifying monster capable of utter.....

[cpmman]

...ing blood-curdling cries of pain and anguish giving rise to Indie "music" which in turn ...