then, realizing that he had infinite power, Tux destroyed everything nearby. Then, Tux...
then, realizing that he had infinite power, Tux destroyed everything nearby. Then, Tux...
Thomas
LP: ~teward
then he remembered he had delusions of grandeur, and found that zombie jobs had bitten a hole in his wing.
then Tux dies. the end.
[offtopic] unless of course we bring him back as a zombie then we have someone with god-like powers come by and unzombify him, thus bringing him back to life [/offtopic]
Thomas
LP: ~teward
But then Gandalf appeared, and gave Tux a new life, "you are now Tux the White" said Gandalf, "you still have a job to do!". With that Gandalf vanished....
My calendar is confused
At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
In the middle; WTF?
....into zombie jobs stomach, as he devoured gandalf whole.
Tux the White then Sparta-kicked Z-Jobs into a bottomless pit filled with error windows. Not soon after, a munchkin came and tugged on Tux the White's Robe of Supreme Awesomeness and asked a question. The question was:
~Do Not Be Deceived! This is a signature!~
~$sudolife: I don't post junk but then again, I don't update it much, either~
AXE COP IZ DA BOMB
.... unknown, the answer was 42! So Tux....
My calendar is confused
At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
In the middle; WTF?
knew the answer to everything, and went over to CERN to see the LHC. But the people at CERN used Windows, which enraged Tux. Thus, Tux...
Thomas
LP: ~teward
...created a huge monster thing to eat them all up. The monster was 9 feet tall, with...
~Do Not Be Deceived! This is a signature!~
~$sudolife: I don't post junk but then again, I don't update it much, either~
AXE COP IZ DA BOMB
... 10 foot teeth, with the ability to kill all 'story' threads. So the monster...
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