The Off Topic Game

[Walter Melon]

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We stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean

[GepettoBR]

We stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean

Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink

There, calls the Mariner, there comes a ship over the line
But how can she sail with no wind in her sails and no tide

See... onward she comes
Onward she nears, out of the sun
See... she has no crew
She has no life, wait but there's two

[Walter Melon]

Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink

There, calls the Mariner, there comes a ship over the line
But how can she sail with no wind in her sails and no tide

See... onward she comes
Onward she nears, out of the sun
See... she has no crew
She has no life, wait but there's two

Death and she life in death,
They throw their dice for the crew
She wins the mariner and he belongs to her now.
Then...crew one by one
They drop down dead, two hundred men
She...she, life in death.
She lets him live, her chosen one.

[GepettoBR]

"One after one by the star dogged moon
Too quick for groan or sigh
each turned his face with a ghastly pang
and cursed me with his eye
four times fifty living men
(and I heard nor sigh nor groan)
with heavy thump, a lifeless lump
they dropped down, one by one."

The curse it lives on in their eyes
The Mariner, he wished he'd die
Along with the sea creatures
But they lived on, so did he

And by the light of the moon
He prays for their beauty, not doom
With heart he blesses them
God's creatures all of them too

[Walter Melon]

Then the spell starts to break
The albatross falls from his neck
Sinks down like lead into the sea
Then down in falls comes the rain.

Hear the groans of the long dead seamen
See them stir and they start to rise
Bodies lifted by good spirits
None of them speak and theyre lifelesss in their eyes

[GepettoBR]

And revenge is still sought, penance starts again
Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on

Now the curse is finally lifted
And the Mariner sights his home
Spirits go from the long dead bodies
. form their own light and the Mariner's left alone

And then a boat came sailing towards him
It was a joy he could not believe
The pilots boat, his son and the hermit
Penance of life will fall onto Him

And the ship sinks like lead into the sea
And the hermit shrieves the Mariner of his sins

The Mariner's bound to tell of his story
To tell his tale wherever he goes
To teach God's word by his own example
That we must love all things that God made

And the wedding guest's a sad and wiser man
And the tale goes on and on and on.

[Yvan300]

If a red house and a blue house is on fire, one has gasoline and one has keroseine, and both have been blazing for exactly 74 seconds. Then the ambulance arrives and extinguishes the fire. Which house was extingushed first?

[Walter Melon]

If a red house and a blue house is on fire, one has gasoline and one has keroseine, and both have been blazing for exactly 74 seconds. Then the ambulance arrives and extinguishes the fire. Which house was extingushed first?

Why would an ambulance put out a fire? hahahahaha

In marble walls as white as milk
lined with skin as soft as silk
within a fountain crystal clear
a golden apple does appear
no doors are there to this stronghold
yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

What am I?

[evilchipmonks]

Rapping chikens are wrong......join the fight to end this horable thing.

[GepettoBR]

Raping chickens is wrong......

I couldn't agree more.