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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    No time for UBUNTUing for me, for today I have a date!
    So I am putting on my best bib and tucker
    And I have plenty of ****** (just in case)!
    My calendar is confused
    At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
    At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
    In the middle; WTF?

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    She's not a girl who misses much
    Do do do do do do- oh yeah
    She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
    Like a lizard on a window pane

    The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
    On his hobnail boots

    Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
    Working overtime
    A soap impression of his wife which he ate
    And donated to the National Trust

    I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
    Down to the bits that I left uptown

    I need a fix cause I'm going down
    Mother Superior jump the gun
    Mother Superior jump the gun
    Mother Superior jump the gun
    Mother Superior jump the gun
    Mother Superior jump the gun
    Mother Superior jump the gun

    Happiness is a warm gun
    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    Happiness is a warm gun, momma
    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    When I hold you in my arms
    (Ooooooooohhh, oh yeah!)
    And when I feel my finger on your trigger
    I know nobody can do me no harm
    Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    Happiness is a warm gun
    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    -Yes it is, it's a warm gun!
    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
    GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?
    (Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
    Yeeeaahhh!

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    Narwhals, narwhals
    swimming in the ocean,
    Pretty big and pretty white,
    they beat a polar bear in a fight.

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    8 year old french white wine is amazing!

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    Tuna packaged in rusty old aluminum foil. Sure. I guess that is a random thought. But is it off topic? Sure. I guess that is appropriate for this thread. But is it vital knowledge to the ongoing survival of the human race? Of course! Not? Okay, maybe?

    How about, " i was here ,
    then i was there ,
    then i left here to go
    there and got lost so
    i have no idead whether
    im here , there or anywhere . "

    ...and sometimes...

    "A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

    One adult polar bit her several times after she plunged into the moat, police said."

    And crawling on the planet's face some insects called the human race... lost in time and lost in space... and meaning.
    ...and that's all she said. Or he. It.

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    Spiraling, falling, a silver machine on wings of plenty silent above. Eyelids were burning, summer sun roasting the tumbling clouds in the clear blue sky.

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

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    I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
    - Stephen Hawking

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    Quote Originally Posted by walter melon View Post
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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    Most people these days cannot name a number of common trees or flowers native to their land, let alone most of the wildlife. In this age of technology is this something that matters? Or is it a sad decline in the connection between humans and their surroundings?

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    Re: The Off Topic Game

    Quote Originally Posted by polkadotteapot View Post
    Most people these days cannot name a number of common trees or flowers native to their land, let alone most of the wildlife. In this age of technology is this something that matters? Or is it a sad decline in the connection between humans and their surroundings?
    I believe people should know more about their surroundings.

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