Re: Ever Get irritated with being mistaken for male online?
Originally Posted by
mobilediesel
My good ol' dyslexia made that look like a different word there for a sec...
That's not "dyslexia". I'd hate to see you do a Rorschach ink blot test.
DR. TAYLOR
Now then, each of these slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You'll tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?
ALEX
Righty, right.
The doctor reads aloud the dialogue printed in the cartoon balloon ó a peacock.
DR. TAYLOR
Isn't the plumage beautiful?
ALEX
I just say what the other person would say?
DR. TAYLOR
Yes. Yes, well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
ALEX
Right... Knickers... Cabbages... It doesn't have a beak.
Alex laughs. Slide of woman speaking to boy.
DR. TAYLOR
Good. The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill.
ALEX
That's right and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos.
Slide of watch shop.
DR. TAYLOR
Good. It wa your fault... you sold me a crummy watch. I want my money back.
ALEX
Bollocks. You know what you can do with that watch? You can stick it up your ****.
Slide of nude woman in bed, a man at the window.
DR. TAYLOR
Good. What do you want?
ALEX
Excuse me, missus. No time for the old in-out, I've just come to read the meter.
Slide of bird's nest with eggs.
DR. TAYLOR
Good. You can do whatever you like with these.
ALEX
Eggiwegs. I would like to smash 'em. Pick up th elot and f... owww...
He slams his hand down and cries out with pain.
ALEX
****ing hell...
DR. TAYLOR
Fine. Well, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?
ALEX
I hope so. Is that the end then?
DR. TAYLOR
Yes.
ALEX
I was quite enjoying that.
DR. TAYLOR
Good. I'm glad
ALEX
How many did I get right?
Last edited by BoneKracker; June 1st, 2010 at 12:54 AM.
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