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    Ubuntu movie

    Colonel John F. Stallman is an highly-trained ex-CIA operative with numerous decorations who has been dedicatedly studying various martial arts for years in a sacred temple located in the Shanghai province. In his free time he is a Linux kernel developer who have contributed numerous scheduling and cryptographic algorithms.

    The crisis is here. Now the world is threatened by terrorists, so he have been called by the agency due to his exceptional skills.


    He beats the enemy, hacks the systems using his Ubuntu laptop, saves the world and gets the girl.

    Big muscles with Ubuntu tattoo! Hell yeah baby!


    High-speed car chases and hot pursuit! Check out the sleek moves!


    Shooting down choppers with RPG! Say hello to my little friend!


    Jumping down from the ventilation duct using a rope, in a surprise attack!


    Dodge this! Desert Eagle! **** yeah!


    Fire in the hole! Grenades and explosions, baby!


    Ninja style deadly sneaky assassinations. Hang guy with rope.


    Using Ubuntu laptop with nmap, hping3 and metasploit framework. 0day exploits baby. Mad hacker skills.
    Last edited by uid313; November 24th, 2008 at 05:14 PM.

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    Re: Ubuntu movie

    Satellite laser system hijacked!


    For some unknown reason our hero decides to drop his guns and get into a sword fight with his katana. It gets more exciting that way.


    Then our hero saves the girl and gets laid. Yeah, baby!


    If the budget for the CG gets too high, we make it less action, more porno.
    Last edited by uid313; August 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 PM.

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    Re: Ubuntu movie

    This is awesome haha!!

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    Grammy

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    Re: Ubuntu movie

    Win.
    They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin

    Genetically modified plants is like DRM for the worlds food supply.

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    Re: Ubuntu movie

    Learn Blender and make it into a short
    im dyslexic, please don't comment on my spelling
    blender 3d artist, visit my portfolio
    Quad-Ren, Open source, resolution independent 2D graphics engine
    Screen space is a precious resource, don't waste it

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    Re: Ubuntu movie

    haha two words:

    Earth Shattering

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    Re: Ubuntu movie

    Lol, awesome!
    The best in life is free

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