After installing the lastest release of ubuntu, you stand up and realize there are 5 kids, 2 dogs...and this isn't even your house!
5 Cups of Ubuntu
After installing the lastest release of ubuntu, you stand up and realize there are 5 kids, 2 dogs...and this isn't even your house!
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
...when you play vendetta-online, it hangs, you are forced to kill it from tty and as per habit you add the verbose flag followed by a giggle.
geek points available if you get the vague reference to which I giggled
Customize bash commands/Unknown Process/I love LoL/'Keep Aligned' Stuck
Red/cyan* means top priority
*only if you have compiz negative turned on
5 Cups of Ubuntu
Your friends invent you a nickname because you speak of free software: in my case ManyuX=Manyo+Linux xD
When you count 0,1,2,3....
When people ask you about software like if you were google
When people tells you: Marry that f*+=ing thing xD
When you realice that 80% of the day you are sitting or sleeping
When you get a tolerance to dumb people that ask questions
When people think: Oh Man! What is that thing? Then they call you and you tell them is the Blue Screen of Death and they say what?? a hacker did that right? xD
A Carafe of Ubuntu
Ykyagw you can't find a program on Linux to read a particular kind of file, but the format is well-documented, so you make the program yourself.
Registered Linux user #481459
Frothy Coffee!
You shudder when you see someone become a fan of McAfee on Facebook... remove from friends, maybe?
Last.fm | Linux User#449102 | Ubuntu User#15213
NEVER type a command you don't understand eg. sudo rm -rf / or something similar
A Carafe of Ubuntu
....you see friends on Farmville on Facebook who have elephants!
My calendar is confused
At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
In the middle; WTF?
5 Cups of Ubuntu
...your umbilical cord is actually a Monoprice.com USB cable...
5 Cups of Ubuntu
when you hang around ubuntu forums ALL DAY!
Dipped in Ubuntu
When you have the Ubuntu Forums as your browser start page.
A Carafe of Ubuntu
What's the use of a homepage, if your browser is always open?Originally Posted by _h_
When you have the Ubuntu Forums as your browser start page.
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