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  1. #101
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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    you find the following funny:

    NT is the path to the dark side.
    NT leads to Bluescreen.
    Bluescreen leads to downtime.
    Downtime leads to suffering.
    I sence much NT in you.
    Powerful Unix is.

    ...and you know who was supposed to have said it

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by blueturtl
    ...someone asks you about something computer related and you know answering them would take more time than their patience would allow so you decide not to.

    ...you get depressed at the management of relatives' / public systems.

    ...you do tech support calls for the whole neighborhood.
    You know you're a burnt out geek when...
    ...you used to do all of these things and then finally got so tired from it that you decided everyone can take care of their own computers. You used the fact that you switched to Linux as an excuse. "Well, I don't actually use Windows so I'm not sure what the precise problem is. I would have to actually learn your system first and then try to figure out the problem."
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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by matthew
    You know you're a burnt out geek when...
    ...you used to do all of these things and then finally got so tired from it that you decided everyone can take care of their own computers. You used the fact that you switched to Linux as an excuse. "Well, I don't actually use Windows so I'm not sure what the precise problem is. I would have to actually learn your system first and then try to figure out the problem."
    I can relate to that one

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Me too.
    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by matthew
    ...You used the fact that you switched to Linux as an excuse. "Well, I don't actually use Windows so I'm not sure what the precise problem is. I would have to actually learn your system first and then try to figure out the problem."
    I often do it but please don't tell anyone

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    You know you're a geek when you know more girls' IP adresses than phone numbers.
    check your zipper

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyral
    When you are typing out a path in the Forums and you try to tab-complete it.

    You understood the above ;P
    haha ive done that before too many times

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    You know you're a geek when in real life you comment on how well the ocean is bump mapped.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    When you laugh out loud when you type in 'man woman'.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by dabear
    You know you're a geek when..

    You have used words like "lol", "leet" and "omg" in daily speech
    You miss the F1 button under math classes
    You say lol instead of laughing.. or you write , in essays at school
    You try yo get into the BIOS of your car
    You scream "Just ****ing google it" when somebody asks a simple question in the class
    You accuse everybody running faster than your self of using speed hack
    You've got The Flu and are trying to do a virus check
    Somebody asks you about your address, you give them: 192.12.0.140
    You are seriously considering asking your doctor how much you can overclock your brain
    At Macdonalds, you're ordering a 160MB hamburger
    You wish you've ordered your house through Microsoft, it would be so easy to just take the backdoor in..
    i love to use that google answer personally, i said it daily working at radioshack...

    i wasn't big on the idiots have questions, we have the googled answers.

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