I am posting back to let everyone know that I have to throw in the towel on this one, at least for now.
I blew a backup image back down to my laptop. So, I'm back at Gutsy. The odd thing is, my wifi isn't working. I'm sure it was working when I took that image.
Anyway, I sincerely appreciate everyone's help and suggestions. But, I just don't have time to beat my head against the wall with it anymore. If I decide to do anything different, I'll try and post back.