Best Signatures

[Christmas]

I liked one with 'Kitty'. It was something like:

_/|__|\_
(=*-*=)
("")_("")
This is Kitty. Put Kitty in your signature and help her win the war against all bunnies!

I think it was somebody on this forum, but can't remember the exact username.

[sstusick]

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.

[Christmas]

ROFL

Or this one:

Most people shout **** when they lose control of their car. But I say "Hold my beer and watch this".

Posted by waterproof on Romanian Ubuntu Forums.

[beercz]

It has to be mine

[beercz]

I also like:

Computers are like air conditioning, open windows and it doesn't work

[RumorsOfWar]

"eschew vernacular obfuscation"

Yes, its english - 'please stop using words to confuse the issue.'