What Windows questions should a true Linux user ask?

[Tristam Green]

(Vista) Why on earth does this thing keep asking me if I am sure I want to do this? Yes, I am sure...please let me install my God-forsaken program...

[red_Marvin]

Why do I need to choose where to install my programs?

[forrestcupp]

Where is the software installer program that lets me choose what software I want to install? You mean I have to find software on my own?

There's a new version of Audacity out. Why didn't Windows automatically update it to the new version?

[Bachstelze]

* Man, that thing sucks! Where can I get the source? That will be a good laugh!

(a/k/a/ Why Microsoft Won't Show You The Source)

[Bachstelze]

Actually this is a universal question

Maybe the joke was that you're more likely to ask it when you've been in front of a Windows system for too long?

[zerhacke]

(Vista) This has got to be the worst GDM theme on the planet...

[Sunnz]

"This IE thing doesn't work very well, how do I uninstall it?"

(WGA) "Hahahaha very funny, this has to be a joke right? I mean, there were LGA, come on, how do I disable this now?"

"What's the point of doing backup in the background without my permission when the said backup can't be used without an upgrade to the whole OS?" (Vista)

"What the hell is this Registry thing? Why can't they just use plain text files, you know, like Linux?"

[Mazza558]

Why is this program still in my start menu after I uninstalled it?

Why do I need all these programs in my taskbar to protect me?

[jken146]

"What is spyware?"

[mr.propre]

I'm bored of click-click-click. Is there a shell ?

Thast one of the things I miss the most in Windows. No decent command line suport.

"LS won't wor, how do you see the files in your terminal?"