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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    You call tech support because you computers cupholder will not go back in. And yes, I recieved the call...

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    Quote Originally Posted by case-fromCA View Post
    You call tech support because you computers cupholder will not go back in. And yes, I recieved the call...
    ah ! so your the one my neighbor talked to when he asked me for some help and I recommended he call tech support . (i've never laft so hard)

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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    Quote Originally Posted by case-fromCA View Post
    You call tech support because you computers cupholder will not go back in. And yes, I recieved the call...
    I hate it when that happens!

    when you forget to plug your computer on and spend 3 days trying to figure out what is wrong with it.
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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    You think the mouse is a foot pedal.

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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    you're this guy.

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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    That page is awesome! But one statement for the spanking link within that page...pay per minute porn? nice...


    You know you are a stupid computer user when you try to jam a PS/2 keyboard plug into S-video.

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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    You plug in the floppy power connector one pin off... and don't notice until smoke starts coming our of your computer.

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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    When you call Bill gates to ask why did he name the OS "WINDOWS" and not "GATES" ???
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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    ... when you plug in a USB cord from your printer into your laptop's ethernet port and wonder why it won't print. (I did that the other day - lol !)
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    Re: You know you are a stupid computer user when...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dngrsone View Post
    you're this guy.
    BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

    Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.


    If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

    Last edited by hhhhhx; January 25th, 2008 at 09:08 AM.

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