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    1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

    4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

    5. Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

    6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

    7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

    8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

    9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

    10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

    11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

    13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

    14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

    15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

    16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

    17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

    18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

    19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

    20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

    22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

    23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

    24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
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    Re: Things To Do In An Elevator

    Lol half of those seem like things Mr. Bean would do.
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    Talking Re: Things To Do In An Elevator

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingsley View Post
    Lol half of those seem like things Mr. Bean would do.
    Haha! +1

    Btw, is that movie any good?

    Reminds me of the list of things to do in walmart.


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    Re: Things To Do In An Elevator

    Now this is just classic to do in an elevator.
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    awesome list
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    Re: Things To Do In An Elevator

    My favorite... find a glass elevator spanning many floors which faces a large courtyard. With three or four individuals... belt out a song like Amazing Grace in unison. Make sure to stop singing at least one floor before your destination. When you get out of the elevator, look around like everyone in the group has gone mad asking the nearest individual about voices.

    Another one... Grab your copy of the Imperial March and reinact the arrival of Lord Vadar as though the elevator is the doorway to the imperial shuttle. Go back to "doing nothing" when you find the person exiting the elevator is not Lord Vadar.

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    25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".


    Im going to use that one in the bars.

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    Re: Things To Do In An Elevator

    20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    I've done that before....

    Another good one is to mutter a sequence of random numbers under your breath, but only while the elevator is in motion. That one REALLY freaks people out. (You get plenty of personal space on a crowded elevator that way too )

    I'm fairly certain that, at some point in my life, my sense of humor will engender a need for legal counsel.

    Edit: I just thought of another good one to try sometime. Pull a lollipop out of your mouth and offer to share it with others.
    Last edited by yabbadabbadont; September 27th, 2007 at 05:45 AM.

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