"I say Linux, but I mean of..."

[fuscia]

married man: well, i think i made a bit of a freudian slip this morning.

marriage counselor: oh? what happened?

married man: we were at the breakfast table and somehow the subject of computers came up. well, i meant to say 'linux', but instead, i said "you @#$% ^%&*, you're wrecking my life!"

[FuturePilot]

I say Linux but I mean kernel

[forrestcupp]

Guy #1 - I've got one question for you, what's the best operating system available?

Guy #2 - I say Linux, but, I mean, of all the questions you could ask, why would you ask that?

[Iandefor]

I say "Linux" but I mean "something that will work until I can be bothered to find a better option"

[Henaro]

I say Linux but I mean virginity.

[Kingsley]

I say Linux but I mean Penguinistas.

[Wiebelhaus]

This thread gets 1/10.

[Gamezguy]

I say linux, but i mean

apt-get linux
apt-kill windows

[steveneddy]

married man: well, i think i made a bit of a freudian slip this morning.

marriage counselor: oh? what happened?

married man: we were at the breakfast table and somehow the subject of computers came up. well, i meant to say 'linux', but instead, i said "you @#$% ^%&*, you're wrecking my life!"

That exact thing happened to me 20 years ago.

Strange that YOU know about this......

[vwbeamer]

I say Linux, but I mean free as in beer. and the world needs more free beer.