"I swear to god, I'll jump!"
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"- Optimus Prime
I'd bump uglies with 80% of the people on that boat.
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr."The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice."
Big fat man: "Who are all these people in my boat?"
ARIS: Empire strikes back...
After running out of gas in the middle of the lake due to an underestimation of the boat's weight, Wendy decides to set herself up as the mainsail to get them back to land.
<damn, why did I write something so schtoopid?>
Dulce Bellum Inexpertis
Fat guy: Whoa, my man-***** are bigger than hers.
sudo: The original Jedi mind trick...
"What the hell happened last night?"
www.runtime-era.com - Blog About My Journey as a Developer
o/ Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now... o/
Or,
Much to the distaste of the group, Harvey began imitating the Jaws theme.
Or,
The girls decided they'd ignore the drunken fat man the moment his suit came off.
Harvey: *hic* I'm too shexy for my sirt...
"History is nothing but a parade of crimes and adversities." - Voltaire
MementoMori's specs: AMD Athlon X2 4400 Dual Core (Brisbane), 1 GB RAM, GeForce 8600
♫ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ I believe I can touch the sky ♫
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