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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    This is an old joke, but still funny...

    # unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; \
    > finger ; mount ; fsck ; \
    > more ; yes ; umount ; sleep


    G++

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Golyadkin View Post
    Alright, I'll share one:

    Bill and his young wife wakes up after their first marriage night. The woman says: "Finally, I found out, why you called your company "Micro Soft".
    "Oh Bill... You are so micro... You are so soft..."
    "Being different is not a crime, and people who tell you it is are just jealous that you've picked up a skill they never in their wildest dreams could acquire.

    You can code. They cannot. That is pretty damn cool." --Zed A. Shaw

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    couldn't resist:

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    You just bought Windows installed it and it Worked.

    Now put it back in the box take it back to the shop where you bought it and tell them there is something wrong with it

    I know its old but i love it

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    I seriously lold at some of these jokes, they're awesome.

    That one about the Highly Reliable Times quote was new to me, I didn't know that they mangled the quote to suit themselves.

    Here's my joke:
    http://search.microsoft.com/results....=linux&x=0&y=0
    If M$ were doctors, we'd have to buy a Service Pack to avoid being killed by the common cold.

    ***BEFORE FLAMING/MOANING/TROLLING, READ HERE***

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by M$LOL View Post
    I seriously lold at some of these jokes, they're awesome.

    That one about the Highly Reliable Times quote was new to me, I didn't know that they mangled the quote to suit themselves.

    Here's my joke:
    http://search.microsoft.com/results....=linux&x=0&y=0
    That is the funniest so far...

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
    Adventures In Linux

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    Re: Linux Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by gmc View Post
    This is an old joke, but still funny...

    # unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; \
    > finger ; mount ; fsck ; \
    > more ; yes ; umount ; sleep


    G++

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