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    terminal broke my heart today

    matt@matt-desktop:~$ love
    bash: love: command not found
    matt@matt-desktop:~$ <3
    bash: 3: No such file or directory


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    Re: terminal broke my heart today

    Oh my God...
    That was great.
    I LOL'd.
    Another thing to do is to ask SmarterChild (an AIM Chatbot) for sex. You have to word things in a way that confuse the robot into agreeing with you.
    Technology can be a wonderful thing to exploit.
    In any case, it'd be fun to edit the core files to make Terminal say it loved you too.
    Developers! Come teach Linux how to love!
    That'd be something, though. A "human-like" AI Terminal system. I'd use one.

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    Re: terminal broke my heart today

    maybe your heart is very brittle

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    Re: terminal broke my heart today

    An oldie but a goody:
    Code:
    /home/daffy $ man women
    No manual entry for women

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    Re: terminal broke my heart today

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Psychopath View Post
    In any case, it'd be fun to edit the core files to make Terminal say it loved you too.
    Developers! Come teach Linux how to love!
    That'd be something, though. A "human-like" AI Terminal system. I'd use one.
    Just create aliases in your shell's rc file to echo whatever string you want.
    Last edited by x1a4; June 9th, 2007 at 05:01 AM.

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    Re: terminal broke my heart today

    That made me Lol
    The terminal seems ruthless. I open it just now and this is what it told me
    You will contract a rare disease.
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