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    Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    Due to the popularity of the Vista joke-source code, I am posting this:
    Code:
    /* Source Code Windows 2000 */
    
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "workst~1.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "monopoly.h"
    #include "backdoor.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    
    char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
    void main()
    {
      while(!CRASHED)
      {
        display_copyright_message();
        display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
    
        if (first_time_installation)
          {
          make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
          do_nothing_loop();
          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
          make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
          disable_Netscape();
          disable_RealPlayer();
          disable_Lotus_Products();
          hang_system();
          } //if
        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();
    
        if (still_not_crashed)
        {
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        basically_run_windows_31();
        do_nothing_loop();
        } // if
      } //while
    
      if (detect_cache())
        disable_cache();
    
      if (fast_cpu())
        {
        set_wait_states(lots);
        set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
        set_mouse(action,jumpy);
        set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
        } //if
    
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
      /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
      printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    
      if (system_ok())
        crash(to_dos_prompt)
      else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
    
      while(something)
        {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        } // while
      create_general_protection_fault();
    
    } // main

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

    thats my favorite part.

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    LMAO, check this out, Microsoft Programers apparently cursed in their source for Windows 2000, lol... http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    heh ... good times. I remember finding that listing of the "win2k source" a long time ago ... i printed it out and posted it on the walls of my high school, i thought it was funny as hell but not many people got it .... wasted effort.

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    That explains a lot.

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    Lmao !!! I love it
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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    lol

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter1234123 View Post
    LMAO, check this out, Microsoft Programers apparently cursed in their source for Windows 2000, lol... http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795
    Holy crap...

    At least the code is clean.

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter1234123 View Post
    LMAO, check this out, Microsoft Programers apparently cursed in their source for Windows 2000, lol... http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795
    You think that's bad? In Linux, it's all out in the open:

    http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/

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    Re: Source code for Windows 2000(LOL!)

    Quote Originally Posted by jeffc313 View Post
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    Explains everything

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