Linus Torvalds facts

[Brunellus]

Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.

Being touched by Linus can cure carpal tunnel syndrome. He does not cure RMS because he thinks it's funny to listen to RMS dictating code for the HURD.

[SunnyRabbiera]

Linus has developed warp drive, sun destorying bombs and a ray that can teliport you a new sausage each day before he drinks his morning coffee

[Ghil]

Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat

Linus Torvalds doesn't surf the web, he is the web.

[Brunellus]

Linus Torvalds doesn't surf the web, he is the web.

Linus made the red pill.

[G Morgan]

Linus is Real, unless declared Integer.

[glabouni]

well according to linus book his first program print HELLO endless in the screen and the second
SARA IS THE BEST endless. Using BASIC.

my first programming was in logo but my first BASIC program printed a word endlessle on screen too.
not sure the syntax is correct but it should be something like this:

10 PRINT "HELLO"
20 GOTO 10

my second BASIC program was an evolved of the first: it cleared the screen before printing.

5 CLS
10 PRINT "HELLO"
20 GOTO 10

Linus Fact:
Linus was bitten by a penguin in Canberra zoo and infected with a little known disease called penguinitis. (Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them.)

[Sammi]

Linus told god to make the penguin, so he could get penguinitis in the first place.

[Sammi]

On the first day Linus said ".configure"
On the second day he said "make"
On the third day he said "make install"
And on the fourth day there was Linux, and Linus saw that it was kick ***, because it wasn't Windows.

[Sunnz]

On the first day Linus said ".configure"
On the second day he said "make"
On the third day he said "make install"
And on the fourth day there was Linux, and Linus saw that it was kick ***, because it wasn't Windows.

lol, what about:

He doesn't push the flush toilet button. He simply says "make clean".

[DoctorMO]

I was floored by the biting punch cards gag, EXTREAMLY funny well done.

No gags from me, too tired.