Page 1 of 15 12311 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 141

Thread: Linus Torvalds facts

  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Beans
    Hidden!
    Distro
    Ubuntu 9.04 Jaunty Jackalope

    Linus Torvalds facts

    A friend sent me it, thought it was funny so i decided to post it.

    1. Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard

    2. Since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was born, software quality has increased 19.000 percent.

    3. The commonest definition of the word programmer is Linus Torvalds

    4. Linus Torvalds didin't learn from the University of Helsinki the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.

    5. Linus Torvalds finished the Linux Kernel the day before he started on it.

    6. Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.

    7. Linus Torvalds doesn't need to boot.

    8. Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.

    9. Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.

    10. There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
    Last edited by Somenoob; January 30th, 2007 at 03:07 PM.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Beans
    35

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    haha thats quality.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Grimstad, Norway
    Beans
    80
    Distro
    Ubuntu 6.10 Edgy

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    Is it just me, or is it some connection between those statements and those found here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
    Never test the deph of water with both feet...

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Arlesey, UK
    Beans
    183
    Distro
    Kubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    Looks like a variant on Bruce Schneier facts, that may be a play on Chuck Norrris facts. Bruce is a top encryption/security expert.

    Still fun though.

    Here's mine:

    Linus Torvalds doesn't use a monitor. He can read the video signals from a VGA cable with his finger.
    Steve bagofspoons.net
    Running on an AMD A86500 with 8GB on a Gigabyte GA-F2A88X-D3H plus SSD, 1TB HDD, M-Audio Delta

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Beans
    6,023

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts


  6. #6
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Burnley, Lancs.
    Beans
    1,139
    Distro
    Ubuntu

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    Here's one:

    Linus Torvalds has the same birthday as my daughter (see the avatar).
    Some people say I'm a man of few words, but the fact is that most people talk too much without actually saying anything.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Planet NoVA
    Beans
    2,091
    Distro
    Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    Linus Torvalds can write to ntfs.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Beans
    4,208
    Distro
    Ubuntu 7.04 Feisty Fawn

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    2. Since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was born, software quality has increased 19.000 percent.
    Not true. Linus wasn't born, he was developed.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Planet NoVA
    Beans
    2,091
    Distro
    Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Beans
    2,324

    Re: Linus Torvalds facts

    well according to linus book his first program print HELLO endless in the screen and the second
    SARA IS THE BEST endless. Using BASIC.

    point 8. needs to be changed: artificial goes bold, intelligence goes size 6.
    ___________________________________
    ESTRAGON: We've lost our rights?

Page 1 of 15 12311 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •