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    A better way to beat up your computer?

    Does anyone know of a better way to beat up their computer? I gave mine a punch and a kick but it keeps talking back to me, embarassing me in front of my mates.

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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    Put it in a WaterChloride bath

    (don't do this! Even if you have the faintest grasp of chemics, don't!)


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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    i used to kick my monitor back when i had a really slow computer. but then i realised it wasn't the monitor's fault. it was the central unit's fault. so then i started to kick that.

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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    Grab anything M$ related and smack your pc with it.
    Or just throw it off the building.
    If that is too extreme then just keep resetting your pc over and over again..
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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    buy an large and powerful electromagnet.

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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    better security procedures and limiting physical access to the most trusted individuals only.

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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    install MS Vista, yu can't do anything worse...

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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    i put mine in timeout. if it keeps angering me, i'll occasionally kick it.
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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bagboy23 View Post
    Does anyone know of a better way to beat up their computer? I gave mine a punch and a kick but it keeps talking back to me, embarassing me in front of my mates.
    I usually try to get it to figure out something impossible. I taunt it while it goes and goes until it starts to quiver and smoke comes out of it. Then it blows up.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ret...s_(TOS_episode)
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    Re: A better way to beat up your computer?

    i drop kick it until it breaks my foot and then threaten it with a windows cd
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