A better way to beat up your computer?

[Bagboy23]

Does anyone know of a better way to beat up their computer? I gave mine a punch and a kick but it keeps talking back to me, embarassing me in front of my mates.

[Iarwain ben-adar]

Put it in a WaterChloride bath

(don't do this! Even if you have the faintest grasp of chemics, don't!)


Iarwain

[mykalreborn]

i used to kick my monitor back when i had a really slow computer. but then i realised it wasn't the monitor's fault. it was the central unit's fault. so then i started to kick that.

[EdThaSlayer]

Grab anything M$ related and smack your pc with it.
Or just throw it off the building.
If that is too extreme then just keep resetting your pc over and over again..

[Mateo]

buy an large and powerful electromagnet.

[Brunellus]

better security procedures and limiting physical access to the most trusted individuals only.

[cezdeville]

install MS Vista, yu can't do anything worse...

[miseljt]

i put mine in timeout. if it keeps angering me, i'll occasionally kick it.

[az]

Does anyone know of a better way to beat up their computer? I gave mine a punch and a kick but it keeps talking back to me, embarassing me in front of my mates.

I usually try to get it to figure out something impossible. I taunt it while it goes and goes until it starts to quiver and smoke comes out of it. Then it blows up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ret...s_(TOS_episode)

[MkfIbK7a]

i drop kick it until it breaks my foot and then threaten it with a windows cd