FINALLY!!!!! After doing some reading and weaving of solutions, I got mine 
So ... Who wants subwoofer sound
? It's so freaking totally worth it!
Before starting, please note that these are the ONLY steps required.
Install alsa-tools-gui
Code:
sudo apt-get install alsa-tools-gui
Access Jack retasking
Select the Realtek ALC663 Codec
Check the "unconnected pins" option
Go down to pin with id: 0x16 and check "override"
Set it to "Internal speaker (LFE)"
This is nicely concealed in the following link on asus for arch
click on "Apply now"
Don't close jack retasking
Open sound settings to make sure that the mode(not play sound through) of your sound is "Analog Surround 4.0 Output" seen in the following

Test your sound! (make sure you're not muted)
If it works, in jack retasking, click on "Install boot override", and you're all set.
please understand that this is a hack, so you can't exactly control the subwoofer sound as a separate channel, though the "Analog output" seems to control this - or I haven't got that far yet. However, this should at least put your mind at peace, your ears in harmony, and in your friends good books
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