Ban the User Above You Poetically

[Metallion]

There once was a pydsinger from somewhere.
He killed my dog, the inhuman sea hare!
So I exploded with rage,
nearly tore out his rib cage.
For that he's banned and I hope he's aware.

[darth62969]

heh aware?
i think bear
he is dead
cause of what you did
so i here by ban you
for you have maid me blue

[chellrose]

Have you not heard? The rules are reversed.
Check out the dollar bills in your purse.
Blue is now green, and green is now blue,
So green is what Metallion "maid" you.

But alas! Green is most unbecoming for a maid.
Your original color, you should have stayed.
Since you did not, I now must ban
Ban darth62969, to faraway lands.

[zombifier25]

I woke up with my dollar bills blue,
Such an unfitting color for my bills.
You having something to do with it 'twas true,
So I shall dethrone you from your kingdom up in the hills,
And slice you up into pieces for my meal.

[pydsigner]

Headline: zombie ate a cat!
You are banned, and that is that!

[darth62969]

hey where's your hat
for the eaten cat
ate the hat
that was on the mat
that covered the bat
that the old lady ate
for it is now bait
bannnnned

[Metallion]

There once was a Sith lord from the death star.
He wanted the Empire to start a freaking war.
But that's against the forum's rules.
So he'll be banned with a kick in the jewels.
Can't come back until he figures out who shot first in the bar.

[chellrose]

You are banned from Planet Earth.
But this ban, though it gives great mirth,
Is not sufficient. It needs to be
A more encompassing ban for thee!

Banned thou art, from the Solar System.
Your friends might say, "we sure do miss 'im."
But fear not! I am not done.
You are banned from every sun.

Oh wait, what's that you say?
Still not enough for you today?
Then from the universe you shall be
Banned! From now, 'til A is Z.

[squenson]

You resist well, Sissy13, so I must get
One million slaves to build my gadget:
A banhammer that is so huge that nobody
Can escape it! You don't look scared, you foolhardy,
Let me tell you you should starting saying goodbye
To this beloved forum and its members. Abye
The dark solitude of a non-Internet life.
BAM! You are hit! BAM! once again! Your afterlife
Has just started. And if you dare resurrecting
Avoid me, this forum and do house-sitting!

[pydsigner]

I ban thee, squenson!
I have a gun, run!
The banhammer waits
And slowly inflates
To give you a heave
In case you don't leave