Banhammers! they scare me not.
I crush your banhammer with my plutonium rock.
Banned you are
By my gamma-emmiter
(If the radiation doesn't first make you rot.)
Banhammers! they scare me not.
I crush your banhammer with my plutonium rock.
Banned you are
By my gamma-emmiter
(If the radiation doesn't first make you rot.)
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Night time wanderings
lead to situations unforseen
From the depths of space
I return bloodied but unbowed
with one thought in my mind
YOU ARE BANNED
Mutate and Survive...
As you quietly stand
The mightiest of all banners appears.
The BANhammerANVIL!
You are un-quietly banned.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
I'm waiting in my cold cell
for the screeching of the door handle.
They'll come for me... to raise Sissy13's hell.
When my (ban)hammer meets the anvil.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
I do ban Metallion.
I also ride my stallion
Holding the banhammer high
Now I cast it through the sky
To ban you. Please do not cry.
There once was a pydsigner with a bean count of 4.
2+2 was all he had, he could not obtain more.
Though he's long gone, his legend remains
Down through the thread, with its joys and its pains.
"Where has he gone?" The question you ask.
Alas, he was banned, and forever his ban shall last.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Eternity's been shortened,
And so shall now be your stay;
As long as you live you're banned,
Beginning from yesterday!
Return, I shall! You cannot keep me away!
I laugh at your bans, for they do not work for a day.
Banned! You are banned! A thousand times and more.
As you exit the thread, please kindly shut the door.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Long time had I not visited this thread,
So I shall proceed to returning from the dead,
And whip out my old banhammer from my head.
You're now ground into baked bread,
Your bones will be turned into my bed,
Your disappearance confuses even the feds,
"It was a tragedy", your family said.
And while I racks up my banning creds,
You're virtually banned from A to Z!
(Banning someone is equivalent to killing that person online, hence the de-boning)
Look! A zombie! Die, die!
Again, again I cry.
You've been hit on the head
So finally you are dead.
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