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    *Business Buzz Words!*

    The Business Buzz Word!

    What is the most idiotic buzz word you have heard.. ill give you a couple that have drawn blank faces in a meeting.

    * Low Hanging Fruit *

    * Blue Sky Thinking*

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    Enterprise cloud collaborative BYOD iterative telepresence solution management over IP!

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    Re: *Business Buzz Words!*

    paradigm

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    Re: *Business Buzz Words!*

    * fiscal responsibility


    * visioneering


    =-=wtf=-=

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    In reality though, this is what happens :

    "you're a moron, steve"

    "eff that, i quit"

    "why the f*** is this not working"

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    I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
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    Re: *Business Buzz Words!*

    Quote Originally Posted by ExSuSEusr View Post
    I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
    Better than working for Penetrode...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rk0r View Post
    * fiscal responsibility
    This one makes sense, it's just that it requires discipline and people just don't want to be bothered with that .

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    synergise!
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    Re: *Business Buzz Words!*

    My list, although not complete:

    • Actionable, that tells me that management can't figure out how to fix a problem.
    • Incentivize, I've read psychology; so, I know about Pavlov's Dog.
    • Outside The Box, anyone that says that is "in-the-box".
    • Proactive, that tells me that Management can't predict the future so they blame the workers.
    • Repurpose, Yeah, I'm being repurposed so they can get their bonus.


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