The only thing worse than cubicles as home is not having a permanent desk.
The only thing worse than cubicles as home is not having a permanent desk.
The only thing worse than not having a permanent desk is having a permanent desk in every sense of the word. Meaning that it truly is permanent and can never EVER be moved or removed. I suspect it will also have a craving for human flesh.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
The only thing worse than a flesh-craving cubicle would be flesh-craving coworkers.
No wait, I think the man-eating cubicle is still worse. At least you could take out the zombies! =P
The only thing worse than either of those things is being crushed by 20 tons of garbage.
Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.
The only thing worse than being crushed by 20 tons of garbage is putting your private parts in a lawn mower.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
The only thing worse than inserting your private sector into a running lawnmower would be trying to taste-test a vegi-shake with your tongue, while it's still mixing in the blender.
the only thing worse than trying to taste-test a vegi-shake with your tongue, while it's still mixing in the blender.. is trying to taste-test a vegi-shake while it's still mixing in the blender, with a pierced tongue..
..by the twitching of my fingers
something pithy here will linger..
The only thing worse than trying to taste-test a vegi-shake while it's still mixing in the blender, with a pierced tongue, is remove the hair on your legs with a pair of pliers and duct tape.
The only thing worse than trying to remove the hair on your legs with a pair of pliers and duct tape is to remove the hair on your legs with only a pair of tweezers - and NO duct tape
... or so I've been told
..by the twitching of my fingers
something pithy here will linger..
The only thing worse than removing leg hairs with a pair of tweezers and no duct tape is the Linux version of Google Earth.
Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.
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