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Thread: King of the hill!

  1. #21
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    Re: King of the hill!

    I launch You and Chuck Norris into space without space suits and only enough fuel to get into orbit. The hill is mine now.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

  2. #22
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    Re: King of the hill!

    Chuck Norris crashes into the moon, making a 5647 mile wide crater and sending a huge asteroid towards the hill. I calmly step onto the top of the hill while LinuxFan999 runs screaming in terror, and activate my GPL-licensed HoloShield.

  3. #23
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    Re: King of the hill!

    The shield was never meant for primitive, slow moving projectiles. I pick up a stone and chuck it at you. Your HP drops to 0. IWantFroyo is unable to battle. Baldiehead wins. I walk up the hill and unleash a torrent of malware, worms and viruses around the hill to prevent anyone from accessing it.

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    Re: King of the hill!

    *Activates Sysinternals Process Explorer, System File Checker (I know it's not called that on Win7, but I still call it that anyway), GMER, Regedit, Procmon, and Trend Micro*
    *Removes all malware*
    *disconnects baldiehead.ufhill.local from the hill*
    I get paid to clear all that, you know.
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  5. #25
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    Re: King of the hill!

    Explained to you this is not a hill but Mount Sinai.
    Showed you my two tablets as proof, started preaching to you and you ran away.

  6. #26
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    Re: King of the hill!

    Rasa uses his astronomical lasers coupled with a quantum teleportation device to beam stinkeye to the center of the milky way galaxy.
    See ya stinkeye! Let us know how that super-massive blackhole is!

    omg im king of mt sinai!
    im soo happy im in tears.

    no one best step near this mountain or you're going into the galactic center as well.
    got it?
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  7. #27
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    Re: King of the hill!

    Burns you from far away using a powerful laser, then climbs up the hill and claims it as mine.
    Say no to Microsoft. Say yes to open source.

  8. #28
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    Re: King of the hill!

    oh it's on like tron now...
    you're going to andromeda when i get hold of you, my dear linuxfan...
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  9. #29
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    Re: King of the hill!

    ...not if I fling you into the Sun first.
    *flings Rasa1111 into the Sun.*
    The hill is now mine.
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  10. #30
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    Re: King of the hill!

    nice attempt you cute little human,
    but I eat photons and poo suns...
    I and the sun have become one,
    and your hill is now toasted to kingdom come.
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