King of the hill!

[ptrakk]

get my yoshi to occupy that hill. now it's my hill!

[searchfgold6789]

I did a hard reboot on the hill, and since you haven't unmounted the hill none of your changes were made! My hill again bwahaha!!! Switched to a WEP-encrypted vpn that exists only on the hill!
EDIT: Well apparently while I was typing that two other people replied. so, I stared at the yoshi awkwardly until he or she left.

[LinuxFan999]

Deletes you from the hill.

The hill is mine once again.

[lisati]

I acquire a money order from a well-known company for gazillion dollars, leaving it in a package with another well-known company. I occupy the hill while awaiting your urgent response.

[LinuxFan999]

My response is very urgent. This is my hill, so get off.

I push you off the hill, so the hill is mine.

[searchfgold6789]

Dark is approaching and you leave the hill to me.

[LinuxFan999]

As the sky darkens, I come back and get tux to eat you.
The hill is mine again.

[baldiehead]

I surround your hill with windows laptops. Due to your allegiance to ubuntu, you are forced to get off the hill and destroy the offending computers. I just stroll up the hill.

My hill again.

EDIT: (Note that I prefer ubuntu to windows. It's just that I am taking advantage of your weaknesses.)

[searchfgold6789]

After helping LinuxFan install Ubuntu on the aloof computers, he sits there happily playing ORPGs and I decide it's my turn to occupy the hill by cutting half of it away with a laser - and since your foot was on one of the halves that were cut off, you stumble off the hill.

[fatal_ERROR777]

I call Chuck Norris to throw the flag. Now I put mine. TaDa, thanks, Chucky... Now I am teh king of the hill