The Nonsense Thread

[su:bhatta]

like a swan singing a song to the swans that are gone

[redbikemaster]

qwerty is a quirky name.

[pretty_whistle]

shortness

[EnglishElectricAndy]

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Operatives seeking to leverage ullage will incur managerial umbrage if the following steps are not followed:

The turncock valve must be secured to the perforated gusset of the truss flange by means of the bejowelling pin and the clatticed nut.

The bracket gland should be fully stuffed and tightened with the poncing spanner. Any weepage should be cleaned using a condomised emery.

Before bremmishing, ensure the variegated clutch is fully disengaged.

Ensure the hip trunnion is properly de-oiled.

The above measures will minimise sideplay in the crosshead. Failure to comply mary resist in a decisionary hearing. The disciple may be applicated.

[pretty_whistle]

*fainted*

[EnglishElectricAndy]

sudo apt-get install nonsense

[sisco311]

Beethoven is the Mozart of music.

[pretty_whistle]

what nonsense!

[QIII]

I don't know from music, but the 1958 Volkswagen Beetle is the Cadillac of cars.

[pretty_whistle]

I'm beginning to think........ that's a switch.