The Epic Fail Guy is a stick_figure character with a Guy Fawkes mask. He is unlucky and commonly falls into various misadventures.
He's gonna be the main character of this story. We can refer to him using the acronym EFG.
Once upon a time, the Epic Fail Guy was walking down a street in New York. Suddenly, Linus Torvalds appeared in front of him and told him: "...