Frothy Coffee!
Granted. I made the Margarita using liquid helium rather than water. I also gave you the most super awesome, state-of-the-art toothbrush anyone has ever seen, but the coroner will be brushing your teeth for you this time around...
I wish incandescent light was more energy-efficient than CFLs and LEDs, so I didn't have to work in this glaring white brightness all the time.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
Ubuntu addict and loving it
granted, as a result led and cfc lights were never invented since they were inefficient, so everyone still uses huge tube based TVs and RTC monitors
I wish to have led and cfc bulbs invented for better screen display than those old TVs/Monitors that you cant even give away
Laptop: ASUS A54C-NB91 (Storage: WD3200BEKT + MKNSSDCR60GB-DX); Desktop: Custom Build - Images included; rPi Server
Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Frothy Coffee!
Granted. Someone finally (re-)invents LEDs. But since they are so inefficient, a 17" screen requires a support structure as big as an old Mark-1 to hold the necessary electronics. It's got an awesome screen display, though.
I wish to fly.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
A Carafe of Ubuntu
You fly, but meanwhile you're flying you're absorbed by a plane's turbine. You happily die.
I wish I could met Jake.
Catbuntu (blog)CPU→Intel Core 2 Duo @ 2,00GHz. RAM→3GB. Graphics card→NVIDIA GeForce 9300M GS. O.S.→Ubuntu 14.04 «Trusty Tahr» 64 bit
[TPI Blog | TPI GitHub ]
Dark Roasted Ubuntu
You get an appointment to meet Jake but the day before you are set to meet him he dies of an unspecified lung disease. How many are you smoking a day?
I wish everybody the very best of luck giving away the fags.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
My hand magically moves and... it's giving away you! What does that imply?
I wish I knew a witch so I could ask her to turn our customer into a frog.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
May the Ubuntu Be With You!
The witch shows up, quite upset at the ever-present gender bias in his specific profession, He turns you into an annoying customer.
I wish my monitor had an rtc.
clear && echo paste url and press enter; read paste; (youtube-dl $paste) | zenity --progress --title="☠" --text "Downloading, please wait" --auto-close --pulsate && ans=$(zenity --file-selection); gnome-terminal -x mplayer "$ans"
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Out of nowhere Big Ben falls from the sky and lands on your monitor.
I wish the walking dead rode bicycles and the four horsemen of the apocalypse drove cars.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Granted - The walking dead all get Ninjas and become the new Japanese Mafia, while the four horsemen of the apocalypse steal your car for a joy ride... AND BRING IT BACK WITH AN EMPTY GAS TANK - ARGHH!!!
I wish for a decent video card so I can play the new Simcity in full graphics mode, instead of having to dull it down to look like legos before it starts working
I actually DO have a real life....
I just forgot the password to it.
Frothy Coffee!
Granted. You get a video card decent enough to play Sim City. You get so addicted to the game that you start speaking Simlish and everybody thinks you're crazy.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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