The "Corrupt a wish" game

[CompyTheInsane]

The objectives of this thread are very simple.
1) Corrupt the wish made by the user above you.
2) Make a wish.
3) [OPTIONAL] Once you make your wish, sit back, relax, and watch as the next user corrupts your wish!!

I'll start:
I wish I hadn't ate so much candy this morning.

[cpmman]

You ate so much candy that it is beyond belief that you are not any sweeter.

I wish you had left it for robsoles to restart this thread. (Although I am sure he won't mind as it's you ~/ )

[robsoles]

He did, I harped on about the rules in an excessively long post in the hope we could keep our brilliant material this time and everybody took it as a challenge to really ride the rails!


I wish some of us (ok, me) hadn't been such pigs before!

[cgroza]

They were not, instead, they were monkeys flinging poop.
I wish we had the post count back to those 9 thousands.

[crazypony]

They were not, instead, they were monkeys flinging poop.
I wish we had the post count back to those 9 thousands.

The post count is back in the 9k range, but now the thread is as convoluted as it ever was.

I wish I could find the reason the thread was closed so I could go back in time to make everything better.

[robsoles]

A certain user kept on reporting posts in it until the mods decided to kill jail it so they could get some sleep. Some users got infractions (and the odd one completely banned) for flaming them over it - ignorance is bliss, go back to sleep. (Sorry, couldn't get you back in time!)


I wish I was fish.

[PCaddicted]

You become a comestible fish.You are then caught by a couple of amateur fishermen and end up in compugeek32's dish.

I wish my bicycle had an electric current generator so I could power its lights by cycling.

[robsoles]

You are a certain user and I think you should play something else. I won't acknowledge you much more.


I wish I was fish.

[cgroza]

You are a fish in a lake in a small oasis in a desert. Some tourists find oil there, they dry the lake to get the oil and you are forced to swim for the whole life in stinky and dirty oil.

I wish I would be an Emacs keyboard ninja.

[robsoles]

OK. You are an Emacs keyboard (Kouga) Ninja. Unfortunately you take your assignments much too seriously and assassinate each one much too vengefully - Maybe you should have wished to be an Emacs keyboard Expert instead?


I wish for a thousand wishes (today!).