They did. However, the turtles were giant snapping turtles who autograph your butt with their teeth. Enjoy showing that one off to your friends.
I wish all turtles were giant snapping turtles.
They did. However, the turtles were giant snapping turtles who autograph your butt with their teeth. Enjoy showing that one off to your friends.
I wish all turtles were giant snapping turtles.
All turtles are now giant snapping turtles, including the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who have lost their sentience and will never appear again.
I wish that I had a pizza right now.
Intel core i5-2400, 8GB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 550 Ti
Whoops. He got to it first.
I wish my ninja cat was named after a renaissance artist.
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Your cat was named Brunelleschi. Unfortunately, Zorgoth confused that with "bruschetta" and ate your cat for supper.
I wish for some of Grandma's homemade biscuits.
int main() {
User chellrose;
chellrose.insert_clever_signature();
return 0;}
granted, they molded during shipping
i wish for this wish to not be corrupted without braking the universe while also winning that contest i entered
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Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Granted: the universe doesn't slow down the slightest bit. Some issue with thecontestsweepstakes involving red spiders completely breaks the universe in the mean time.
I wish for the Lord of Time to brake the universe!
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lol red spiders
Granted. He completely brakes the universe. Because it no longer expands, the gravitational pull then collapses it, creating the Big Crunch which would end your entire existence. Don't worry, if you sell me your soul you can get away with it.
I wish there were decent documentation for gtkmm.
Gtkmm now has the exact same functionality as ls en its documentation refers to the ls documentation.
I wish you would zombify some people in our office so we can play real life Resident Evil instead of working.
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Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Granted. Now half of your office are Super Salvadors. Let's see how long you can survive (hint: not very long).
(for those who don't know who Super Salvadors are, let this poster educate you:
I wish Super Salvadors' weapons were little kitties instead of chainsaws.
His weapons are now clones of catlover2's cat complete with solid Metallion certified© solid adamantium claws. Also he got bored of our office and went to your home.
I wish to organize a no holds barred fight between the original Super Salvador and Leatherface.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
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