Which is more important in obtaining the truth, "what" or "why"? Trick question. They are of equal importance.
Freely ye have received, freely give.
*is thinking that I phrased that wish incorrectly*
Somebody feeds YOU to Alice Cooper's Frankenstein.
I wish there were a law of nature which prevented bugs (anything whose species typically has more than 4 legs) from entering human habitations.
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granted and as free bonus you grow 3 more legs, now have fun
i wish, everything worked the 1st try (like NES games)
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Putting your Networked Printer's scanner software to shame PHP Scanner Server
I frequently edit my post when I have the last post
Granted, especially the things you mutter under your breath when you are angry. Anvils anyone ?? Pianos on the head ?? Sharks in the toilet ?? Man, you have a vivid imagination when you're angry.
I wish for a chainsaw with which to trim my toenails.
Granted: World War III has just broken out on Earth.
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[/offtopic]Originally Posted by ki4jgt
I wish the above quote didn't need so many brackets.
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If all else fails, read the instructions.
Granted. BBCode is changed to require using exactly 1920 asterisks to replace brackets. Have fun typing your fingers off.
I wish that there was a constellation spelling "Linux" so that we'd have free advertising.
Granted. There is a constellation spelling "Linux". Right next to that is a constellation spelling "is inferior to Windows in every respect."
I wish I could fly.
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Granted! But, since so many people have wished for this I ran out of flying material. Don't worry, I'll strap you in front of a plane so that you know what it feels like to fly.
(PS: I promise the flight you're taking is NOT Oceanic Airlines 815.
PSS: I lied.)
I wish that the events in Once Upon a Time was real, and I was Robin Hood.
Granted. Enjoy being bled to death.
I wish that Linux was just a wee bit easier to use.
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