The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

Your webcam does come alive but refuses to bite your finger until it's professionally cooked and spiced up. Due to the absolute power of this thread, your wish MUST be granted and you end up paying a small fortune for a professional cook to come over and prepare your finger.

I wish I had a flying camel to ride around on.

[cgroza]

webcams are there to suck your soul out when your not paying attention... LOL!

i wish my computer could do my work for me...

You are replaced by a computer. Society no longer needs you and you are thrown away.

I wish school would start sooner.

[Metallion]

School starts before it ends. No matter what you do, you either arrive too late or leave too early. Either way you get detention and are expelled for being even later.

I wish school had a mashed potato ball throwing course in its standard curriculum.

[cpmman]

It has - you all have to go to the ball dressed as mashed potatoes but as you all look the same there is no winner - you are all losers.

I wish I could wake up in the morning without a headache.

[CompyTheInsane]

Instead, you wake up being unable to walk.

I wish for a pack of tostadas with nacho cheese.

[cpmman]

Your dyslexic sad toast with no cha is a very dry combination especially with salty cheese.

I wish my inebriation was not diuretic.

[cgroza]

It is not. Instead, you are intoxicated 24/7.

I wish hard drives would have more primary partitions.

[Johnb0y]

all hard drives are primary

i wish i had a car that drove by itself!

[Metallion]

It does but runs on the AI from Carmageddon 2.

I wish for a big juicy mango.

[IWantFroyo]

Microsoft contacts you and forces you to use the new Windows Phone Mango. In frustration with the system, you beat your head repeatedly against a wall.

I wish Toshiba computers worked better with Linux.