The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted even more features are striped out of the system in order to 'simplify' it

i wish for more features (all features must work)

[chellrose]

You get more features. In the form of adware, malware, spyware, etc. Some clever hacker has designed these to work so perfectly that you can't remove them -- even with sudo.

I wish that when Firefox tells me "N popup windows have been blocked" (where N is a whole number), that it was in fact telling the truth.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but you cant open the blocked popup

i wish my laptop had a better cooling system (without losing portability)

[zombifier25]

Granted. I installed an extremely light yet extremely fragile liquid nitrogen cooling system. You can still carry your laptop around, but be careful not to inflict too much force (a single feather falling on it is enough) or the cooling system will break, deep-freezing you.

I wish I could code with my mind.

[sqrooup]

you can, but Apple sue you for infringement of their copyright!

I wish for an end to software patents!

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, but only in Japan, however you are not unable to learn Japanese

i wish i could speak Japanese as good as i can English (US version)

[Metallion]

You are enrolled in a course to learn Japanese but the course consists of sitting through every single AKB48 concert with your eyes taped open like that famous scene in A Clockwork Orange. After each concert you are required to recite every single lyric they sang and its meaning in English which you need to figure out for yourself. Also as additional motivation, they have me come over an laugh at your some times because I can already speak Japanese. ^_^ Of course you have to cover my transportation costs.

I wish for a secret date with Watanabe Mayu from AKB48. I have to admit that she's kinda cute.

[chellrose]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so secret that even she doesn't know about it, so of course she doesn't show.

I wish the sky were green and the grass blue for a day. Just to keep everyone guessing.

[rasmus91]

every state in the world decides to interchange the meaning of the word blue with that of green, and vice versa. this only lasts for a day.

I wish I could be more than one place at once.

[Ahmadii Sahrab]

OK. You are an Emacs keyboard (Kouga) Ninja. Unfortunately you take your assignments much too seriously and assassinate each one much too vengefully - Maybe you should have wished to be an Emacs keyboard Expert instead?


I wish for a thousand wishes (today!).

you get a thousand wish but none of them come true

i wish that a comic book shop opens in my country