The "Corrupt a wish" game

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

an error occurred water is required to make coffie, re-calculating, granted all water has been turned into coffee powder, thus all life is dead on earth, as people are 80 or 90% water, not sure about the percentage of everything else but earth now looks like mars just a different color

i wish for a bios update for my laptop, that will un-break the brightness control via software that the current version broke

[Metallion]

The fix includes Microsoft Secure Boot. Installing it also requires a hardware change to your computer which will turn your power button into a Xenomorph mouth.

I wish we were Russian dancing men.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted - We're all male Russian dancers at a gay outdoor strip bar... IN WINTER!!!

I wish for a hand full of gummy bears.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted you now have 5 bears covered in gum, needless to say they are not happy

i wish for /dev/null to be divided by 0

[Metallion]

metallion@kimchi64  (~) > echo $((`cat /dev/null` / 0))
bash: / 0: syntax error: operand expected (error token is "/ 0")

Anticlimax is anticlimactic.

I wish the real world was an anime.

[S2UIRR3L]

Granted - I'm about to write your name in my Deathnote.

I wish for a REAL Deathnote.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you get it and you imminently open it to use it and the last name written is yours
i suggest you hurry

i wish the Asus K54C HM65 Motherboard in my notebook had 2 Sata III ports

[JiuJitsu500]

Granted - You get the ports, but sadly, their respective capacitors begin to fail only seconds after first power-up and fries your board.

I wish I had a beard made of cotton candy.

[EnigmaticCoder]

Granted. You get a beard made out of cotton candy, but before you can eat it, you bump into a ring master and he makes you his circus freak for life. And your beard gets eaten by all the other circus freaks.

I wish I didn't have such a long commute.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

granted, you get laid off

i wish you good luck finding a new job