The "Corrupt a wish" game

[Metallion]

I give you 2 copies of half-life on Steam.

I wish to get those refunded and a camel in a tutu for my trouble.

[blackbird34]

The camel is fed up of Japanese tutus and employs a criminal gang to empty your bank account.

I wish to go back to Ireland (my homeland) trekking again, and get caught up in some nice pub arguments

[zombifier25]

Granted. The argument soon escalated however and you eventually starred in the first ever CSI: Ireland... as a victim. And it would be a documentary, not a TV series (which means you died for real)

I wish for the Lil' Bombard.

[|{urse]

Your wish would be granted unfortunately the powers that be have no idea what 'Lil Bombard' is so they just throw rocks at you instead.

I wish adobe (en masse) would go die in a fire.

[teward]

Granted, but now that Adobe's missing, Microsoft takes over everything Adobe made, causing the universe to become insanely dependent on Microsoft technology, and everythign Flash now needs Silverlight. Congrats, Microsoft now owns the internet.

I wish for /dev/null to not be null, but instead be filled continuously by /dev/urandom.

[|{urse]

You get your wish but now your system cant blank files with /dev/null, random numbers instead of 0's, then you get shot.

I wish html5 were here in full force already.

[teward]

It gets put into full force, but then HTML6 comes out.

I wish that humanity knew not to destroy the planet

[zombifier25]

Granted. But your wish meant that humanity DOES know how to destroy the planet before. Since you actually does not exist when the wish was made, I'll give you another shot. Wait...

I wish for Sweet Tooth's mask.

[teward]

No. How's that for corruption

I wish for the ability to just move back and forth within time without havving to have a ship to do that with.

[codingman]

Granted. But you can only do this once and you must stay at that stage of time for 1 century in order to move in time again.

I wish for this computer to be faster!!!