The "Corrupt a wish" game

[EnigmaticCoder]

Granted. You're given your freedom, but no one else is given the same luxury. You must continue to develop Linux by yourself.

I wish for yesterday.

[chellrose]

Wish granted. Every day for you shall now be 2/11/2013 (I'm guessing at time zones here), and shall proceed *exactly* as yesterday did. Enjoy the monotony.

(|{urse -- thanks for defining those acronyms for the clueless )

I wish Metallion would quit catnapping my cat in the trophy thread

[Metallion]

I stop catnapping your cat but she actually misses all the mechanical mice made of solid Metallion certified™ solid metal lying around my house. Your cat becomes bored and buys a jetpack which makes just about as much noise as a real jet and uses up a similar amount of kerosene. Your cat flies it around the house for 12 hours a day and starts storing fuel in your bathtub.

I wish for Sissy13's cat. <^\_/^>

[zombifier25]

Granted. But since you two are about to engage in a bloody feud over the freaking cat anyway I don't feel the need to corrupt this wish, since sooner or later it will end up with one (or both) of you deep under. And I'll zombify the cat.

I wish for Google Fiber for my town.

[EnigmaticCoder]

Granted. You get Google fiber for your town but your grandma gets addicted to email and forwards you so many that Google fiber overloads. Google drops the fiber project.

I wish for a softer heart.

[auredium]

Granted! Your heart becomes softer but is now no longer strong enough to pump the blood through your veins.

I wish that half of the worlds population becomes Santa Clauses and the other half Easter Bunnies for a massive pillow-and-eggs fight.

[chellrose]

Granted. But wait, there was a glitch! Everyone else was turned into Santa or the Easter Bunny. You, however, were turned into an egg. Enjoy that one last flight...

I wish my Christmas Cactus would bloom.

[S2UIRR3L]

Your christmas cactus turned out to be labeled wrong. It's actually a hot dog plant.

I wish for a new transmission to replace the one that I blew on the way home tonight...

NIX THAT - I WANT A NEW CAR!!!

[Metallion]

Here.


I wish I had corrupted auredium's Santa Vs. Easter Bunny wish.

[auredium]

Here.


I wish I had corrupted auredium's Santa Vs. Easter Bunny wish.

Granted! But now you have to race before other users corrupt it before you!

I wish that half of the worlds population becomes Santa Clauses and the other half Easter Bunnies for a massive pillow-and-eggs fight.