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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your house gets flooded with corn, then explodes.

    I wish Yahoo never existed.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You awake in a dimension where Yahoo never existed. I hope you are a good conformist because I hear that, unchallenged at a certain point in its development, Google runs a tight ship in your dimension and non-conformists soon conform; if you catch my drift


    I wish for a higher grade of inebriation.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You reach the highest state of inebriation than any other human being since ancient times. Problem is, you seem to blackout for a week and can't recall anything that happened while you were apparently conscious. After waking up from that epic blackout, you realize the entire neighborhood is on fire, there are cars on fire smashed into every house, all the gas lines are exposed, every fire-hydrant is turned over and spewing water everywhere mixed with air-born gas. A few semi-trucks are somehow sandwiched between derailed trains that ran into the streets, and the sky is raining cream-filled donuts. To make matters worse, all the neighbors are gathered together and blaming you for the most catastrophic outdoor BBQ party they've ever been invited to.

    I wish I lived in the land of instant-everything.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are immediately teleported there and registered as a citizen. Since everything's instant there, a priority system is in place so not everything happens at the same time. You having to take a diarrhea dump just happens to be priority number one. Their system doesn't work very well either and the highest priority item just keeps repeating, starving all the other things waiting to happen instantly.

    I wish to for my hill to conquer the land of instant everything.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It does, but exactly 1 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds, and 569 milliseconds later, it explodes.

    I wish Microsoft never took over the world.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    IBM remains a monopoly.
    Linus Torvalds makes no attempt to create Linux.
    Computers go nowhere other than work, school... all IBMs.
    Apple takes over the home computer business.
    This forum never existed.

    I wish to replace my Dell Latitude D630 with a Lenovo ThinkPad T61.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You do and you find out why they are a great laptop to visit but you wouldn't want to live with it


    I wish for the people covering up attempts by aliens to enlighten us to die out and for the information the aliens are trying to share to be disseminated across the globe freely.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    That never happens.

    I wish Microsoft would stop forcing their products into our lives.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    sigh
    They do, so what.

    I wish compy would send me his d630 he dislikes so I could upgrade it like I did the last one and have two of them.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    When you upgrade his laptop you forget to discharge yourself and you damage the motherboard because of static electricity.

    I hope Kepler and Ivy Bridge get released soon so that I can compile the Linux (and render videos) in like 5 minutes instead of a hour on my Athlon x2 processor
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