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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #621
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It is. Someone else gets the credit, and everyone looks down on you.

    I wish I knew what powerpleb's avatar is.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You find out that it is just some meaningless crap he found on Google and the enchantment is gone. Leaving you momentarily deflated.

    I wish I wasn't procrastinating so much.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Not only do you stop procrastinating, but you become so OCD you have to go into therapy.

    I wish I was a Ubuntu Member.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You achieve your goal of Ubuntu Membership, get the picture above your avatar, enjoy the perks for a while, and then your head explodes for a completely unrelated reason.

    I wish there were ways to take knowledge in tablet form. That would save me time studying.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Some scientists invent it, but it's a ton of money. You spend all the money you were supposed to use for a Harvard degree on it, and end up with a few college credits and no home.

    I wish for an eyepatch.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get an eyepatch, but people laugh at you.

    I wish I was eating a lobster bisque.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It comes alive and eats you (That's the best comeback to anything. Anything).

    I wish that my Kindle spontaneously exploded, then came back together better than before.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It comes back better, but then it decides it is now too good for you and hitches a ride to California.

    I wish people would stop calling me for scams about a virus on my PC.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    People call you about scams for viruses on my PC.

    I wish to go to Ikea, put on my pajamas and sleep in one of the beds they have on display.
    Full time open source software developer. Projects:
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    you do, but right as you do godzilla comes and destroys the ikea store your in, takes all the beds and eats them(must be some kind of bed fetish)

    i wish school was over
    If at first you don't succeed, try until you bleed

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