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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your webcam does come alive but refuses to bite your finger until it's professionally cooked and spiced up. Due to the absolute power of this thread, your wish MUST be granted and you end up paying a small fortune for a professional cook to come over and prepare your finger.

    I wish I had a flying camel to ride around on.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnb0y View Post


    webcams are there to suck your soul out when your not paying attention... LOL!

    i wish my computer could do my work for me...
    You are replaced by a computer. Society no longer needs you and you are thrown away.

    I wish school would start sooner.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    School starts before it ends. No matter what you do, you either arrive too late or leave too early. Either way you get detention and are expelled for being even later.

    I wish school had a mashed potato ball throwing course in its standard curriculum.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It has - you all have to go to the ball dressed as mashed potatoes but as you all look the same there is no winner - you are all losers.

    I wish I could wake up in the morning without a headache.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Instead, you wake up being unable to walk.

    I wish for a pack of tostadas with nacho cheese.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your dyslexic sad toast with no cha is a very dry combination especially with salty cheese.

    I wish my inebriation was not diuretic.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It is not. Instead, you are intoxicated 24/7.

    I wish hard drives would have more primary partitions.
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    Wink Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    all hard drives are primary

    i wish i had a car that drove by itself!
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  9. #529
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It does but runs on the AI from Carmageddon 2.

    I wish for a big juicy mango.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Microsoft contacts you and forces you to use the new Windows Phone Mango. In frustration with the system, you beat your head repeatedly against a wall.

    I wish Toshiba computers worked better with Linux.

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