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  1. #31
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It becomes so stable that all the devs get bored of it and switch to something even more unstable.

    I wish that I could give any computer a BSOD with only my mind.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, on the condition that "with my mind" means that your mind is within a 50 mile radius of it and you have no control over it. Yeah, good luck using your computer.

    I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You teleported into a parallel universe without knowing and in mid-sentence, leaving the genie behind all working wishes scratching their head.

    I wish that I wished for something better than this wish.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Unfortunately, people's opinions on "better" tend to differ and you end up getting hit in the face with an object of...unknown origin.
    I wish I was in a perpendicular universe rather than a parallel one.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You enter a perpendicular universe but you slide off and disappear into an icloud where Steve Jobs reigns supreme and he offers you an upgrade to OS X Lion at a reasonable price.

    I wish I had a chicken with the head of a monkey and a tattoo of Godzilla on its breast.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You wish for an - Alien Life Form? OK. Wait until we discover that planet.

    I wish I could be SR-71.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Your wish caused a bit of confusion. The wish fairies kept arguing over whether you meant the Band or the one by Lockheed. Some wise elder wish fairy suggested they could make you a jet black parrot which has memorised all the words to all the songs by SR-71 and it was fairly quickly mooted in. Polly want a cracker?


    I wish I had one of the vessels from one of the sci-fi series, anything from The Liberator (Blakes7) through to The Heart of Gold (Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You have a vessel from Hitch-Hiker's Guide - the cup for a really steaming hot tea.

    I wish my hair was thicker.
    Intelligence - that which leads to harmony

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You wake to find that each strand of hair on your body has gained extra girth of a whole millimetre overnight. Unfortunately each hair follicle has likewise expanded and they are not well accommodated by the rest of your flesh any more. You are initially delighted, in-spite of the mild discomfort, but you soon find that it takes a coping saw to shorten any hair on your body. Also, plucking them is a much more meaningful experience at this scale too. Like me, you need to be more specific


    I wish for a million bucks, in small (unmarked) bills, in my local currency with no 'coppers on cases' or other such unfortunate potential repercussions, sitting there on my front doorstep.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get your million bucks in small bills but they are accompanied by both parents (i.e. 2 million) who have been disturbed from their rutting. I hope you have a stout front door.

    I wish my brother-in-law could have seen the local hoopoes.
    Intelligence - that which leads to harmony

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