It becomes so stable that all the devs get bored of it and switch to something even more unstable.
I wish that I could give any computer a BSOD with only my mind.
It becomes so stable that all the devs get bored of it and switch to something even more unstable.
I wish that I could give any computer a BSOD with only my mind.
Granted, on the condition that "with my mind" means that your mind is within a 50 mile radius of it and you have no control over it. Yeah, good luck using your computer.
I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted
You teleported into a parallel universe without knowing and in mid-sentence, leaving the genie behind all working wishes scratching their head.
I wish that I wished for something better than this wish.
Granted. Unfortunately, people's opinions on "better" tend to differ and you end up getting hit in the face with an object of...unknown origin.
I wish I was in a perpendicular universe rather than a parallel one.
You enter a perpendicular universe but you slide off and disappear into an icloud where Steve Jobs reigns supreme and he offers you an upgrade to OS X Lion at a reasonable price.
I wish I had a chicken with the head of a monkey and a tattoo of Godzilla on its breast.
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= Fit as a butcher's dog =
You wish for an - Alien Life Form? OK. Wait until we discover that planet.
I wish I could be SR-71.
Your wish caused a bit of confusion. The wish fairies kept arguing over whether you meant the Band or the one by Lockheed. Some wise elder wish fairy suggested they could make you a jet black parrot which has memorised all the words to all the songs by SR-71 and it was fairly quickly mooted in. Polly want a cracker?
I wish I had one of the vessels from one of the sci-fi series, anything from The Liberator (Blakes7) through to The Heart of Gold (Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
You have a vessel from Hitch-Hiker's Guide - the cup for a really steaming hot tea.
I wish my hair was thicker.
Intelligence - that which leads to harmony
You wake to find that each strand of hair on your body has gained extra girth of a whole millimetre overnight. Unfortunately each hair follicle has likewise expanded and they are not well accommodated by the rest of your flesh any more. You are initially delighted, in-spite of the mild discomfort, but you soon find that it takes a coping saw to shorten any hair on your body. Also, plucking them is a much more meaningful experience at this scale too. Like me, you need to be more specific
I wish for a million bucks, in small (unmarked) bills, in my local currency with no 'coppers on cases' or other such unfortunate potential repercussions, sitting there on my front doorstep.
You get your million bucks in small bills but they are accompanied by both parents (i.e. 2 million) who have been disturbed from their rutting. I hope you have a stout front door.
I wish my brother-in-law could have seen the local hoopoes.
Intelligence - that which leads to harmony
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