The "Corrupt a wish" game

[kek3]

Granted! But you forget all your memories

I wish I could have the biggest book collection in the world!

[tlhIngan]

Granted! But what you get instead is a collection of big books.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

[NathanRodriguez]

Granted, you wished another wish.

I wish he had wished something more interesting.

[rolodeovo]

Granted, but we are all now on the government watchlist.

I wish for the ability to make food appear out of nowhere.

[halogen2]

Granted! But the ability is to produce goat food, nothing human-edible.

I wish I could levitate.

[chellrose]

Granted. You are able to levitate 700 miles above the Earth. However, you are not able to come down. Enjoy your newfound, if short-lived, astronaut career.

I wish the latest update hadn't broken my graphics setup.

[Andreyshel]

Granted. It corrupts your wireless mouse driver instead.
Sit back and watch pictures then.

I want to live in a smarthouse with a gigabit broadband connection.

[Futant]

You get your house, but it's so smart it traps you and your family (and eventually your friends and neighbours), uses you as a power source then goes to war with the other smart stuff and destroys the earth.

I wish I didn't have to wake up for work in 5 hours

[westie457]

Granted and you have overslept by a few weeks.

I wish the Microsoft Windows update process was hassle free.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

Granted, but now it takes twice as long

I wish every ISP offered 10 gigabit up/down service