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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2651
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted (almost)... Because like Chuck Norris doing a push-up... You didn't actually get up, the world just went a little down instead.

    I wish I could get back to a normal sleep schedule again.
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

  2. #2652
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, you are on a normal sleep schedule, but your back starts hurting and now you can't sleep at all.
    I wish I had clarity.

  3. #2653
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but due to your lack of clarity, I'm not really sure what it is that you've been granted - the wish-granting people didn't make it very clear, I'm afraid.

    I wish for no-bake cookies:

    5oz sugar
    3oz butter
    6oz porridge oats
    3tbsp cocoa powder
    0.5tsp vanilla essence
    mix to a dough
    form into spheres
    dust with icing sugar

    That's what I wish for.
    I am an Ubuntu Padawan.

  4. #2654
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, it's called raw cookie dough. It's better than cookies, so you eat so much of it you get fat and loose your teeth.
    I wish for normal vision.
    Last edited by tlhIngan; June 2nd, 2013 at 07:28 AM.

  5. #2655
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get more abnormal vision instead.

    I wish for nothing to replace nothingness, as nothing is divided by zero further expediting the expansion of the nothing.

  6. #2656
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Well, you made your wish... and Nothing happened.

    I wish for the ability to fluently speak all languages.
    I am an Ubuntu Padawan.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, every body on Earth now speaks English.
    It doesn't matter where you go, you can speak to everybody.
    I wish for perfect corners.

  8. #2658
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, all corners are removed from the world save two perfect ones which you land upon and break your neck after falling down your round stairs
    I wish for true communism worldwide where everyone is equal and does everything in their power to help their fellow man
    when on thin ice; dance

  9. #2659
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, now everybody's equal. But some people are more equal than others, and you're not one of them.
    I wish to be one of them.

  10. #2660

    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, you are one of T.H.E.M. (The Human Equivalent to Moles). You live mostly underground, eat worms, snitch on people, and have difficulty using a computer because of your eyesite.

    I wish people would hug their mothers more often

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