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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

  1. #2641
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but all circular things become square too, including all wheels, and the roads suddenly are full of immovable vehicles.

    I wish for the colour blue.
    I am an Ubuntu Padawan.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted, but now all colours are blue and the world becomes drab.
    I wish 5% off really meant 5% off.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Off has always meant off. What's with the double spacing before the word 'off'?

    I wish for a real-life bacon dispenser that can actually flood my house with bacon.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted but you are now a vegan...

    I wish for world peace.
    Last edited by andrew.46; May 24th, 2013 at 11:13 PM.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted - Time travel is invented and you're the first guinea pig to try it.
    You're in the year 5025, after a global nuclear war that killed everyone.
    No more people & no more war = WORLD PEACE

    I wish Jaunty Jackalope would make a come back (it was my favorite).
    I actually DO have a real life....
    I just forgot the password to it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Here you go.


    This little fellow and 5,000,000 of his closest relatives take over the world. All humans are now forced to become lettuce farmers to feed the hungry jackalopes.

    I wish common sense would become common again.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted but your sense is not common.

    I wish I was black

  8. #2648
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You're black inside, but nobody can see it and you can't prove it.
    I wish I had better posture.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    It's bad for your back.

    I wish I could get into MIT
    Last edited by jerenept; May 25th, 2013 at 06:43 PM. Reason: future tense
    The above post definitely does not contain any sarcasm at all.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You are admitted into the Men In Tights theater company, and they suck.
    I wish I could get up.
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