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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Your army then proceeds to murder some poor guy/gal named silly13, while sissy13 stays intact. You are then swiftly killed by Sissy13's cat with the nail clipper.

    I wish for ALL ZE TIME IN ZE WORLD

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Granted. Your army then proceeds to murder some poor guy/gal named silly13, while sissy13 stays intact. You are then swiftly killed by Sissy13's cat with the nail clipper.

    I wish for ALL ZE TIME IN ZE WORLD
    GRANTED! You have all the time in the world, but now the world has no time left anymore and explodes in your face making you loose all the time in the world again.

    I wish for this thread to end.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    your efforts to make it so only end you, too bad so sad etc etc.


    I wish for more pay.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You become rich and famous as a goatse.cx imitator.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    I have such an appealing label that you can't help open me and I smell so good you just have to eat me so (1 (beneficial)) no more banter from me but (2 (detrimental)) you get a guts-ache so bad you think you may die.


    I wish I wasn't so darned appealing
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Now you only appeal to zombies.

    I wish for new hats.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Now you only appeal to zombies.

    I wish for new hats.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted! Now you are stuck in a hat factory, never to leave.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, but the only thing you can drink is that coffie, so no beer, wine, water, soda, liquid poison, etc.

    i wish for psychic abilities (eg read minds, telepathic communication, telekineses)
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. You get one of those abilities -- namely mind-reading. At the same instant you are mistaken for someone else and get dragged off to the looney bin. You are so appalled and confused by the minds you read there that you become mentally ill yourself. You'll spend the rest of your life in that white padded room there.

    I wish for a decent batch of French fries.
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