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Thread: The "Corrupt a wish" game

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Lmfao!!!
    Granny is coming over for dinner but there's no cure for THAT kind of heartburn!

    I wish for a box of donuts.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. Here's a box of the best, most delicious donuts known to mankind.
    *before you can have a single bite, a pack of policemen arrives, demanding you to surrender the box. You have no choice but to comply.

    I wish for BRAINZ

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You get brainz but the way you start eating them makes it quite apparent that you've accidentally zombified yourself and somebody hacks your head off.


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    You inherit $2,000,000, but after you inherit it you find out the $2,000,000 was actually stolen from the bank, so you get arrested for having the stolen money.

    I wish for the universe to segfault, causing it to crash.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. The universe terminates. Then God (or Linus Torvalds) opens the source code, and finds the bug - you. He deletes you out of existence, uploads it to git, recompiles it and relaunchs the universe.

    I wish for a computer to be implanted into my brain.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    granted, insufficient cooling kills you, you also experienced many BSODs

    i wish i was not tired
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    The wish fairy could have taught you techniques for envigorating yourself without even using coffee or drugs but it was easier to kill you so....


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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Granted. They now drop more like road apples.

    I wish they'd just put in the dad gum ticket and be done with it.

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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    They put the dad gum ticket - whatever that may be - in a black hole and are done with it. Then they ring your doorbell and run away.

    I wish to induce a fight between Solid Snake and James Bond.
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    Re: The "Corrupt a wish" game

    Solid Snake and James Bond fight to be the first to fight you.

    I wish for Heavy Weapons Guy to give me a sandwich.
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